Monday, November 24, 2014

HOLY HOMELAND

HOLY HOMELAND.

This season is ON POINT. I did not intend for this blog to be a place for me to talk about Homeland, but last night's episode has me feeling all the feels.

I'm not going to recap the episode, because I am too busy feeling all the feels, but holy Homeland. The entire episode was this slow build of white-knuckle tension, culminating in that quietly baller scene in the car where we see a lifetime's worth of emotion rushing through Saul as he basically decides, yet again, whether to live or die. He goes from broken to badass in one swift motion, putting on his glasses and cheerily greeting Mira on the phone. It was just this crazy powerful moment that I had to process carefully and -

NEVER MIND. RPG.

NEVER MIND AGAIN. SECOND RPG.

Well played, Homeland. You took a year off my life. Well played.

Ok, one more side note on episode 9: Just as I was telling my husband that the Ambassador was going to need to stop being such a bonehead pretty soon, she busts into the conference room and we realize she was playing Dennis the whole time. Well played, Martha. Well played.

Naturally, I can not handle waiting two weeks for the next episode. TWO WEEKS. That's just mean. I get that next Sunday is Thanksgiving weekend, but I am not thankful for that.

I scoured the interwebs for hints about what happens next - and found this video from Showtime with a clip from Episode 10, "A Diversion".


OK. It's a start. I'll take it. For anyone who doesn't have 48 seconds to watch the video, I've taken the liberty of summarizing what happens. See picture below:


So yeah, that's what we know. THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED.

Does Carrie die?
Probably not, let's be serious. And dear lord. Girl. Can. Act. This episode showed Carrie AND Claire Danes at both of their personal bests.

Does Saul die?
50-50. On one hand, it's Saul. Mandy Patinkin needs to get an Oscar for his performance on the tarmac. I am 100% aware that Oscars are for movies. THAT'S HOW GOOD HE WAS. He should just get every award ever made - Oscar, Emmy, Tony, People's Choice Award, MTV Video of the Year, Little League MVP, just give him everything. 

On the other hand, killing Saul after all of that hubbub, after unleashing 5 terrifying terrorists back into the world? That would be a classic Homeland move if ever there was one. 50-50. 

Does John Redmond die?
Almost guaranteed.

Will Asar Khan die?
Ugh, I do not feel confident about his survival probability now that Tasneem is clearly onto him. But I'm pulling for him. 

Does Quinn save the embassy with his ragtag gang of boneheads?
Maybe. If anyone can do it, Quinn can. But maybe not, because if anyone can end an episode with a successful Taliban takeover of a U.S. embassy, it's Homeland's writers. Exhibit A: Langley bombing. 

Will Homeland continue to not blow it by backing off the love stories?
Hopefully. I mean, early in the season, they were reallllllly pushing this whole Quinn-is-hopelessly-in-love-with-Carrie angle, that honestly, NO ONE CARES ABOUT. Hopefully, the raucous applause from the last two episodes, which had nothing to do with this fabricated plot line, will prove that viewers appreciate this show even more when they aren't forcing a romance between the last two age-appropriate American characters still alive.

Quote of the episode:
This is a tie between Lockhart's expletive-riddled reaction to the RPGs, effectively verbalizing what ALL of us are thinking and this gem from my husband:

The only thing missing from this season is a member of the Brody family.

HA! Oh man, I KID.

#sorrynotsorry



Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Free Wallpaper Organizers to Tame the Desktop Beast


I just got a new computer (yay!) and I had to make a solemn promise to myself:

I, Blair Turner, vow to treat my new desktop with the respect it deserves. I will not litter it with 3,256 screenshots I cannot remember why I needed to take. I will not use it as a dumping ground for the 48,927 PDF documents I do not feel like filing. I will keep it clean. I will keep it organized. I will TAME THE DESKTOP BEAST.

I am not an organized person. In fact, it would not be out of line to say I am forever teetering on the edge of hot mess status. I knew I would need a little help in order to keep my promise. So, I created these desktop organizers to force remind myself to help me reign in the crazy that is my typical organizational strategy. Note to self: Keep it together, woman.

HUGE IMPROVEMENT. 



I am sharing them with anyone else who needs to tame the beast. There are a few different options for each style - pre-labeled, blank with 4 sections, and blank with 8 sections.

Each background is available in 3 different sizes to fit almost any computer. Inside the zip file, you can find detailed instructions on how to choose the right size, edit the blank versions, and upload the images as your new desktop background.

Grab these FREEBIES by {clicking here}!

On my Instagram account, I've been posting a couple of "sneak peek" pictures of my latest project. I am working on a line of paper goods that I am SO EXCITED about. 

These desktop organizers are designed to coordinate with a couple of my favorite items! EEK! I am in the final stages of getting the new goodies ready to post for sale and ship, and hope to have them available in my Teachers Pay Teachers store and on Etsy in the next several weeks. Make sure to follow me here, or on any of my social media pages, so you can be the first to know when they are ready. 

{Stay tuned on Bloglovin, Facebook, Instagram, or TpT.}

Happy organizing!

FYI: This post was originally shared on my main teaching website/blog, which you can find at www.BlairTurner.com. But EVERYONE can use a little organization in their life, so I hope you enjoy these freebies!

Linky Love:




Friday, August 15, 2014

Pretty Little Printables: Entrepreneur Life

I came across this quote today and all I could think was YES. Yes. It is so true. Working for myself is an adventure and I am loving every minute - but I have never worked harder in my life. When your "office" is your living room, it's a challenge to ever stop working. I'm definitely still working on finding the right balance (especially since I am still teaching part-time!), but it is so rewarding to build something and see it come to life all around you. I'm definitely really grateful to have the opportunity to chart my own path.


You can download this pretty little printable PDF for free by clicking {here}. {Personal use only - may not be used in any commercial venture. Full TOU included in the file.}

Click {HERE} for more pretty little printables!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Be YOU: Free Pretty Little Printables



It's Pretty Little Printable time! Here are some pretty printable posters to remind you to be you! They come in 4 different colors. Click the link at the bottom of the post to download the printable PDFs for free.





Click {HERE} to download the PDF file for free. (Personal use only - may not be used for any commercial venture. Full terms of use are included in the file.)

Make sure to follow the blog so you don't miss upcoming freebies!



Friday, July 11, 2014

Smile Like You Mean It: Free Pretty Little Printables



It's Pretty Little Printable time! Here's a cute printable poster to remind you to smile like you mean it. Click the link at the bottom of the post to download the printable PDF for free.

Click {HERE} to download the PDF file for free. (Personal use only - may not be used for any commercial venture. Full terms of use are included in the file.)

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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

This Baby is Loved: Free Pretty Little Printables

Pretty Little Printable time! Today's freebies would make a perfect addition to a nursery. Available in 3 versions (girl/boy/baby), this is an easy and cheap gift idea for a friend or for yourself. You can find the link to download the free PDF at the bottom of the post. 



Click {HERE} to download the free PDF. (Personal use only - may not be used in any commercial venture. Full terms of use included in the file.)

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Monday, July 7, 2014

Peace Love Coffee: Free Pretty Little Printables

Time for another free Pretty Little Printable! This one speaks for itself. Peace. Love. Coffee.


Click {HERE} to download the free PDF file. (Personal use only - may not be used for any commercial entire. Full terms of use included in the file.)


Wednesday, July 2, 2014

You Love Me I Love You: Free Pretty Little Printables

It's Pretty Little Printable time again! Today I have some "You Love Me and I Love You" posters. There are 4 versions and you can download the printable PDF file for FREE at the bottom of the post. 




Click {HERE} to download the PDF file for free. (Personal use only - may not be used in any commercial venture. Full terms of use are included in the file.) 

More to come - make sure to follow the blog so you don't miss any pretty little printable freebies!




Monday, June 30, 2014

You Are My Sunshine: Free Pretty Little Printables

I'm back with another Pretty Little Printable! Like I said in my last post, I recently closed my Etsy shop to focus on my Teachers Pay Teachers store, so I will be posting my Etsy printables here - for free! Make sure to follow the blog so you don't miss anything. 

Today I have a cute little printable "You Are My Sunshine" poster with 4 different versions. The link to download the free PDF file is at the bottom of the post. 













Click {HERE} to download the free PDF file with all 4 versions. (Personal use only - may not be included in any commercial venture. Full terms of use are included within the file.)

Make sure to stop back again soon for more free (!) pretty little printables!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Doors of the Cyclades

While on my honeymoon in Greece (see my honeyblog part 1 HERE and part 2 HERE), I became obsessively drawn to the beautiful doors I kept seeing everywhere. I literally could not pass a door without snapping a picture. I compiled my faves into a little Instagram photo project I hashtagged #doorsofthecyclades. :D (To answer your question, yes. I am weird.)

Santorini Doors

Naxos Doors

Naxos has the ultimate door - the giant marble Portara. 

Mykonos Doors